Thursday, June 11, 2009

20 QUESTIONS

Why does cotton candy disappear when you put it in your mouth?

Why do I think taking pictures of little kids crying is so darn cute?

I forgot... Where do socks go?

Are these earrings tacky?

Are 2 pacifiers really necessary?

Are little girls supposed to play with tractors while wearing high heels?

Why do MawMaws feel it's necessary to buy their grandchildren 200 lbs of cheese balls?

Oh, you're not supposed to wear your clothes in the bathtub?

Why is my child obsessed with wearing other people's shoes?

Who's supposed to be watching this kid?

Where does she learn her karate skills?

Why do I insist on Emma seeing the Easter Bunny when I know she will not get within 5 feet of him without screaming?

Where does she learn to always have a cell phone on her ear?

Why am I more excited about going down this slide than Emma?

Why do I think I must take a picture of all of Emma's "firsts"? Including her first boo boo.


Why does my daughter have to ruin the cutest pictures by having her finger up her nose?

How did that get in there? And how do we get it out?

Why is it more fun to drink water out of a Bigg Swigg cup than a sippy cup?

Why does my child love to wear my underwear?

Why did I buy glass intables? Oh, it was before I had children? Okay, that's right!

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